In a world where executive overreach collides with bureaucratic meltdowns, partisan gridlock, and a news cycle that feels like a glitching simulation, the “This Is All Perfectly Normal (Send the Flood, Lord…)” Tee is the uniform for the darkly resilient. Designed for those who’ve mastered the art of laughing through the apocalypse, this shirt is a manifesto for the era of unhinged governance, where “normal” means refreshing headlines that swing between existential threats and surreal political theater.

Garment Details:

Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester DryBlend®—wicking sweat (and existential tears) as you brace for the next crisis du jour.

Weight & Fit: 5.5 oz mid-weight modern classic fit—polished enough to fake optimism at work, relaxed enough for couch-based nihilism after the 17th emergency press conference this week.

Comfort Armor: Ribbed collar + taped neck/shoulders = zero irritation, even when the latest scandal drops at midnight. Tear-away label? Because if the system’s unraveling, your shirt shouldn’t.

Durability: Built to survive protest marches, late-night doomscrolls, and the emotional whiplash of policies that flip faster than a TikTok trend.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!